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08
Jan
09

Bama’s season claims another victim


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Our observers in Tuscaloosa early this morning observed the lifeless body of John Vierdsen, clutching an empty bottle of Captain Morgan, leaning up against the Bear Bryant statue in the plaza in front of Bryant-Denny Stadium.

Penned to his sport coat was a note explaining what happened:

Alabama’s football season is over.

After over a decade of wandering in the wilderness (with the exception of 1999, 2002 and 2005), the Tide went undefeated in the regular season, beating Tennessee, LSU and Auburn for the first time in the same year since Gene Stallings walked the sidelines. 12-0. It was nice.

But, then, Bama was beat by one man, St. Tebow. That was harsh, but everyone knows Tebow has the support of the Almighty.

What could not be comprehended is how a team from Mormon country, hilariously named after a Native American tribe (Did you say Utes?), could completely own one of the toughest defenses and offensive lines in all of college football.

It was just too much.

While Bama will be returning a number of very talented sophomores next year, Vierdsen cannot stand to watch the the Tide compete with bat-shit crazy Houston Nutt’s Ole Miss squad for another chance at the SEC title game.

And, on that note, John is checking out.

Roll Tide.

According to Vierdsen’s wishes, he will be cremated and have his ashes scattered over the Crimson Tide’s practice field.

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06
Jan
09

Wha?

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Vandals Knock Poultry Head Off Union Truck [FoxCarolina]

03
Jan
09

Speaking of weird ads…

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02
Jan
09

WTF?

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Not liking this whole “Lawnmower Man” vibe. Creepy.

25
Dec
08

Merry Christmas from the Vierdsens

“Aimee Mann’s Christmas Carol,” in four parts.



25
Dec
08

Kitties, dogs, elections and Man City

A Vierdsonian Christmas gift to those of you who can see the funny in elections and English football.

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Dec. 20 [Get Fuzzy]
Manchester City [Wikipedia]

20
Dec
08

Hysterical

h/t Mattheus Mei




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