Batter up, big boy

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Vierdsen’s quaking in his brilliantly-shined Italian loafers about Fogle’s new jihad. In one of his new posts, the Richard Quinn & Associates resident blogger said, “I have a whole lot more respect for folks like Micah Snead and Tim Kelly and Jennifer Read — all of whom share a mutual dislike for TPS — for having the courage to use their real name than folks like Vierdsen and Waldo who cower in the shadows. So I’m going to find them and I’m going let everyone know who they are. It’s hardball, and they stepped up to the plate to play, so… batter up.”

Oh, no! Lock the door! Grab the gun! Turn out the lights!


It’s nice to see that John’s first on his list, too. Wow – having your panties in a wad to such an extreme degree must be pretty painful. This is how Fogle describes your illustrative host:

Not much is known about this nutjob except that they are or were a political insider and a huge Alabama football fan. They first hit the blogosphere in June 2008 and their existence has so far baffled nearly everyone. But with a penchant for vulgarity and making very nasty, personal, libelous attacks, it’s only a matter of time before they are caught. It’s possible that this is more than one person, as their character assassinations are reminiscent of the “Magic Bullet Theory.” 

That’s hysterical. Here’s a fact for the factually challenged: “libel” is defined as, “A false publication, as in writing, print, signs, or pictures, that damages a person’s reputation [and] the act of presenting such material to the public.”

Before you go calling Vierdsen a liar of the criminal variety, maybe you should quit getting drunk and running over people, tell your boss to pay his taxes and come clean as to the SCTLA was paying your boss nine large per month. John’s vetted each of these stories and they’re totally accurate.

Just because you’re pissy about it doesn’t make it libel. Must be that spectacular Georgia Southern eduction.

Oh, and technically, “palmettoscoop.com” is still anonymous. Idiot.

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2 Responses to “Batter up, big boy”

  1. 1 C. Smith
    October 21, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    So happy he did publish his list — I’m an expat SC’linian who otherwise would not have known of your blogs.

  2. October 22, 2008 at 8:31 am

    I just hope we don’t find John lying in a gutter with tread marks across his face. He’s probably attaching weapons to his hooptie right now…

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