If you recall, in Top Gear’s tenth season (I think), the guys decided to buy cars in Miami and drive to New Orleans, making the mistake of getting off I-10 and rumbling through the North Florida/South Georgia/South Alabama countryside. This was a bad idea (see: getting called gay and subsequently thrown rocks at by Fogle’s cousins in Alabama). At one point, they had to pick up whatever roadkill was available for dinner.

Jeremy Clarkson, God bless him, found a fucking cow. And tied it onto his Camero. FTW.