Somebody go pick up the Coke and the smokes, we’re gettin’ hitched!
There are a few good things about this – 1) It’s not in my home state of Alabama (*whew*) and 2) it shows that Gwinnett County can get down and be just as redneck as south Georgia. All they had to do was figure out if the honeymoon was going to be at Pigeon Forge or Panama City.
Scattered, smothered, covered and hitched [Gwinnett Daily Post]



I’ll see you one Waffle House wedding and raise you a ceremony at a gas station in Anderson: http://www.independentmail.com/news/2008/jul/04/couple-weds-place-they-first-met-hickory-point-pum/